Masterpost: Strange Human Mating Rituals [NC-17] Bucky/Steve

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Strange Human Mating Rituals (13731 words) by liionne, velvetjinx
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Post-Civil War (Marvel), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Infinity War either hasn't happened yet or isn't happening at all, but bucky still got to spend time in Wakanda with his goats, Bucky Barnes Recovering, Millennial Bucky Barnes, Sexting, Nude Photos, Dumpster Cat Adoption, Frenemies Bucky Barnes & Sam Wilson, exasperated Steve Rogers, Fluff and Smut
Summary:

Bucky doesn't have a job. Steve assures Bucky that there's no pressure for him to do anything; Steve's army back pay and his avenging days mean they're taken care of. Bucky's a kept man, and whilst he loves that, he isn't much of a house husband. So he goes out, and that's how it happens. He's sitting on the subway when he sees the magazine, garishly pink with a woman flashing big pearly white teeth on the front cover. He can't help himself. Letting himself do things he wants to do is one of the things the Wakandan healers had taught him, so maybe it's a step in the right direction.

The magazine turns out to be a little less factual than Bucky’s usual reading material, but he loves it. He reads an interview with some actress he's never seen before, then an article on how to get the perfect brows (and he looks up at his reflection in the subway window then to find that his brows are-- what does the magazine say? on fleek already), and then he gets to something interesting.

Sexting 101: What your man really wants to hear

Now that is something Bucky wants to know more about.

Artist: velvetjinx | velvetjinx | velvetjinx | velvetjinx

Author: liionne | bucketbarness | liionne

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Bucky stops when he sees the article: Sexting 101: What your man really wants to hear. Now that's something he wants to know more about